Saturday, June 30, 2012


This Arboreal Mist has the Piquaint Tang one comes to expect from the brachiating Orange Men of Borneo and their hither and non pour me anutta slug o' Orangutan, STAT!

Today's Wine Blurb (BLURB) brought to you by TIP that Stemless Vino Glass Concerns.

Saturday, June 09, 2012

Forecasting Nourishment

Mass Transit Libations:  Collecting and Fermenting the Accumulated Fluids found on Buses.

Mythologically Inspired Pate:  Birds of Prey versus your Liver (Shackles sold Separately).

Coming soon to your area Hoity-Toity Marts.

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Made Saving Throw against Questionable Highspeed Hand Gestures

On the way into Work today I noted a bumpersticker that read:


My Former Dungeons and Dragons Senses 'tingled' (Roscoe Adjustment unneeded) and I felt the Desire to Speed Up, Lay on my Horn, and give the Driver the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling.


Fortunately before any of this occured I realized that the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling could be misconstrued as the Universal Sign of I Want to Vigorously Stroke your Dong and stopped myself.