Monday, May 31, 2010

Hobo Camp Memorial

Mandatory Work-Related Community Service Day was worth it as I discovered and dismantled a Hobo Encampment in the woods behind one of our campuses. Here's a pic of some of the stuff I removed:


A stool (and, thankfully, I didn't find the other kind of stool), a bottle of cheap wine and some silvery insulation type stuff that had been used as a tarp/canopy.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

TIP had to fetch grub for an FA Training Session going on today. The Slavering Mob ordered Famous Dave's.

Famous Dave's Flunkie: Here's the order.
TIP: Where's the whole steer we ordered? You know, the Beef and Hot Mop Special?
Famous Dave's Flunkie: We don't have that...what? What's the hot mop for?
TIP: For slapping your patented BBQ sauce all over the whole steer.
Famous Dave's Flunkie: You know...that'd be a good idea.
TIP: I'll sue Dave if that shit shows up on your damn menu.
Famous Dave's Flunkie: ...
Robyn Hitchcock: Bookends

It began with BEAUTIFUL QUEEN and ended with GOODNIGHT OSLO...