TIP had to fetch grub for an FA Training Session going on today. The Slavering Mob ordered Famous Dave's.

Famous Dave's Flunkie: Here's the order.
TIP: Where's the whole steer we ordered? You know, the Beef and Hot Mop Special?
Famous Dave's Flunkie: We don't have that...what? What's the hot mop for?
TIP: For slapping your patented BBQ sauce all over the whole steer.
Famous Dave's Flunkie: You know...that'd be a good idea.
TIP: I'll sue Dave if that shit shows up on your damn menu.
Famous Dave's Flunkie: ...