Wednesday, August 19, 2015

It's been ages.

ANOTHER PLOOK Sound Effect Panel found!

From Gil Thorp 8/23/12

Monday, February 17, 2014

Modern Hobo Signs:

Murder Shed Pickle/Brining Here

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Baked Good Shenanigans

Some Vendor or Another left a Gift of Giant Cookies at our Mule Juice Counter.

I partook in the Chocolate Chocolate (DOUBLE WILLIELEE!) Chip cookie.

On the way back to my desk...

Cow-Orker: Ooo. What kinda cookie is that?

TIP (You'd think the Brown with Darker Brown Dots would give it away): Chocolate Saltpeter.

Cow-Orker: What's Saltpeter?

TIP: A flaccid Snickerdoodle.

Cow-Orker: Oh! Sounds yummy!


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Special Valentine's Day Lapsus Linguae

Cow-Orker (the Receptionist) received a dozen red roses from her Husband and was arranging them in a vase as I strolled by.

TIP: Ooooo.
Cow-Orker: Yeah.
TIP: And making them all Fancy in the vase.
Cow-Orker: It's okay. I'm not one of those Flora-Oralists.
TIP(!!!): Bow-Chicka-Bow!
Cow-Orker: What?
TIP (walks away)

Slip of the Tongue, indeed.

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Sunday, November 18, 2012

Presidential Surnames as Sound Effects

From Shang Chi: Master of Kung-Fu #25

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Friday, October 12, 2012

Potential Narwhal Caper

Heading outside for a heater (Joker/Smoker) I took a shortcut through an empty office/storage area. In said area are some Cubicle/Veal Fattening Pen Walls.

On one of these walls was this abandoned piece of 'art':

Narwhal Decor!

The question now is:

Do I take it for my own?

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

I'm the Resident Nerd/Geek/Dweeb/Spazz/Wop here at Wark (Suprise!).

A Cow-Orker recently asked me to name all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

So I replied:


They then thanked me and went off to e-mail someone the answers.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Juggernaut versus a Sammich

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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Chug-a-Lunchin' through me Epidermis

Cow-Orker (to others): Lunch is here. (Notes TIP) You can have some, too.
TIP: That's okay. I'm not hungry.
Cow-Orker (surprised): You don't eat?
TIP: That's correct. I never eat.
Cow-Orker (more surprised): You never eat?
TIP: Are you familiar with Osmosis?
Cow-Orker: Who?
TIP (!!! Decides to run with it): That's the name of my dietician.
Cow-Orker: So you DO eat!
TIP: Through my skin, yes.
Cow-Orker: Er. Well. My lunch is getting cold.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Putrefying Pal!

Did I tell you fellows aboot my new Smoking Break Buddy?

I call him No-Chirpy-No-More.

He's a real scamp and spends most of his time moldering on the sidewalk.

Well, he used to. Some Cow-Orker or another ratted his Corpse out to the Janitor!

I was left with a dried puddle of NCNM's fluids as a pal.

That is, until today when I gained a NEW Smoking Break Buddy (AND THIS ONE IS CURRENTLY STILL ALIVE)!

This is Mister Bouncy Bouncy the Frog!