Some Vendor or Another left a Gift of Giant Cookies at our Mule Juice Counter.
I partook in the Chocolate Chocolate (DOUBLE WILLIELEE!) Chip cookie.
On the way back to my desk...
Cow-Orker: Ooo. What kinda cookie is that?
TIP (You'd think the Brown with Darker Brown Dots would give it away): Chocolate Saltpeter.
Cow-Orker: What's Saltpeter?
TIP: A flaccid Snickerdoodle.
Cow-Orker: Oh! Sounds yummy!