Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Chug-a-Lunchin' through me Epidermis

Cow-Orker (to others): Lunch is here. (Notes TIP) You can have some, too.
TIP: That's okay. I'm not hungry.
Cow-Orker (surprised): You don't eat?
TIP: That's correct. I never eat.
Cow-Orker (more surprised): You never eat?
TIP: Are you familiar with Osmosis?
Cow-Orker: Who?
TIP (!!! Decides to run with it): That's the name of my dietician.
Cow-Orker: So you DO eat!
TIP: Through my skin, yes.
Cow-Orker: Er. Well. My lunch is getting cold.


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