Made Saving Throw against Questionable Highspeed Hand Gestures
On the way into Work today I noted a bumpersticker that read:
I KILLED ASMODEUS!
My Former Dungeons and Dragons Senses 'tingled' (Roscoe Adjustment unneeded) and I felt the Desire to Speed Up, Lay on my Horn, and give the Driver the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling.
...
Fortunately before any of this occured I realized that the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling could be misconstrued as the Universal Sign of I Want to Vigorously Stroke your Dong and stopped myself.
On the way into Work today I noted a bumpersticker that read:
I KILLED ASMODEUS!
My Former Dungeons and Dragons Senses 'tingled' (Roscoe Adjustment unneeded) and I felt the Desire to Speed Up, Lay on my Horn, and give the Driver the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling.
...
Fortunately before any of this occured I realized that the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling could be misconstrued as the Universal Sign of I Want to Vigorously Stroke your Dong and stopped myself.
posted by Tony at 9:28 AM
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