Thursday, June 07, 2012

Made Saving Throw against Questionable Highspeed Hand Gestures


On the way into Work today I noted a bumpersticker that read:

I KILLED ASMODEUS!

My Former Dungeons and Dragons Senses 'tingled' (Roscoe Adjustment unneeded) and I felt the Desire to Speed Up, Lay on my Horn, and give the Driver the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling.

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Fortunately before any of this occured I realized that the Universal Sign of Dice Rolling could be misconstrued as the Universal Sign of I Want to Vigorously Stroke your Dong and stopped myself.     

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