Tuesday, April 22, 2008

You drink the milkshake. Drink it all up.

I'll stick to defacing other people's shopping lists:

Friday, April 18, 2008

An exchange between myself and a cow-orker at today's in-service:

Cow-Orker: You just said that you Corporate Guys don't do Squat!

Me: No. I said us Corporate Guys often get together and DO squats. Does anyone here have a walnut? I can prove it.

Cow-Orker: ...


I was compared to both Moe Howard and Al Pacino. Try to figure out that collision.


Friday, April 04, 2008

As inspired by the Skrull Infiltration revealed in SECRET INVASION #1 from Marvel Comics

Kudos to Scotty for exposing my Skrullish ancestry.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

This could be taken the Wrong Way