An exchange between myself and a cow-orker at today's in-service:


Cow-Orker: You just said that you Corporate Guys don't do Squat!

Me: No. I said us Corporate Guys often get together and DO squats. Does anyone here have a walnut? I can prove it.

Cow-Orker: ...



AND

I was compared to both Moe Howard and Al Pacino. Try to figure out that collision.


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