Zappa Inspired Prevarication

Cow-Orker: Could you check the status of a student?

TIP: Sure. What's the last name?

Cow-Orker: Schaffhausen

TIP: Hunh. Y'know, I speak a little German (thanks to my mother) and that...that's a really interesting last name.

Cow-Orker: It is? Why? What does it mean in German?

TIP: Stick it out.

Cow-Orker: What?

TIP: It means STICK IT OUT.

Cow-Orker: Stick WHAT out.

TIP: *ahem*

Cow-Orker: ...