Baked Good Shenanigans

Some Vendor or Another left a Gift of Giant Cookies at our Mule Juice Counter.

I partook in the Chocolate Chocolate (DOUBLE WILLIELEE!) Chip cookie.

On the way back to my desk...



Cow-Orker: Ooo. What kinda cookie is that?

TIP (You'd think the Brown with Darker Brown Dots would give it away): Chocolate Saltpeter.

Cow-Orker: What's Saltpeter?

TIP: A flaccid Snickerdoodle.

Cow-Orker: Oh! Sounds yummy!

TIP:...