I'm the Resident Nerd/Geek/Dweeb/Spazz/Wop here at Wark (Suprise!).

A Cow-Orker recently asked me to name all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

So I replied:

Michaelangelo
Donatello
Leonardicals
Ruthbuzzi

They then thanked me and went off to e-mail someone the answers.