Words/Phrases I Actually Used During a Job Interview Yesterday that the Little Voice Inside My Head Reacted Badly To

Flummoxed

Nature of the Beast

CPA-y (as in being like a Certified Personal Accountant)

Keeping it Real for the Kids

The Antithesis of a Stuffed Shirt

Akin to a Longshoreman after a 12 hour shift unloading crates of processed scrod

Thor's Hammer, Mjolnir, is pretty kickass

Paste-Eating Nincompoop

T
(the last three are fake...the others are real...I swear)