This Week's Favorite Crime Report

As noted in Wednesday's Pioneer Press:

Assault: A man was arrested for threatening an employee at SuperAmerica, 2380 W. County Road D, over the cost of a hot dog Aug. 31. The suspect argued with the employee and later returned with a hammer, which he allegedly swung at the employee.

Can you imagine how that purchase turned deadly?

"You don't gimme that weiner for less than that then I'll be back with a damn hammer and cave in yer noggin. Just cause the damn thing's been warming on that there weiner roller contraption of your's don't make it worth no three-fifty!"

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