The Rite of the Damp Forehead Gift Ideas

While perusing some of the hits this lil' blog has had over the last seven days, I took note of the following search term that brought an anonymous person to my neck of the Net:

"Appropriate Baptismal Presents"

Ever the helpful sort...here's my list of Baptism Gifts:

Baby-sized waders (keeps the lower extremities dry while the little 'un is luxuriating in the Baptismal Fount)

A dual-purpose crucifix (in case the child grows up to be a Satanist...flip that sucker upside down and HAIL LUCIFER!!!)

The Passion of the Christ dvd (out today...line Mel's pockets all the in the name of the Good Lord)

Fisher Price's Little Person's Christian Cell Phone (includes five different 'answers' like, "This is Jesus, Repent, you worm!!!" and "Jehovah's Roofing and Siding?")

Jesus Stigmata Temporary Tattoos

Replica Shroud of Turin security blanket


Better late than never...maybe they're still looking for a gift for their soon-to-be-moistened child and will land here a second time and take some of my recommendations/ideas to heart.

T