In Certain Situations it is A-OK to Lie to the Janitor
an actual conversation I had to day with 'the help'

Janitor: Hey. How ya doing today? What was that student's name you were just working with?Me: I'm fine and WHAT?
Janitor: That gal that just left your cube; what's her name?
Me (not wanting to become an accomplice in a potential abduction and/or some other criminal act, I fib): Oh...heh...Gwendolyn.
Janitor: Thanks, man. Gwendolyn, eh? Interesting. See ya later.

(shiver)

Creepy, eh?

T
(former janitor...non-creepy-variety)