Frank Oz's Arm

Frank Oz's Arm
It made Fozzie wiggle and tell jokes that went wrong
and Miss Piggy over-amorous and long for Frog Dong
and Super Grover don helmet and cape and think he could fly
and caused Bert's jerky Pigeon Dance and the rumors he's Bi

Frank Oz's Arm
OH...what an amazing limb
Enough so that we should be celebrating him
Once dead it should be sent to a museum
Imagine the throngs that would come out to see 'em

Frank Oz's Arm
On Coruscant and Dagobah this appendage did lurk
'neath a Jedi Master's robes...magical work
As Yoda, himself, and others might say
'Moves me this member does, eh?'


Er.
Meh.

Maybe the phrase FRANK OZ'S ARM is better served as a band name or something...anything...other than a lame attempt at a ditty by a fellow with a tin ear, a lazy eye, and no rhyme skills...

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