An Entry from the Tome of Least Expected Braggadocio

You think it's easy spinning plates for a living? I ain't talkin' pottery here, fool. I'm talking SPINNING PLATES as a sideshow performer. Oh, laugh it up, but it ain't a career choice for any run-of-the-mill-street-performin' scalawag; you needs the Skills and the deftness only the finest Agilist this town's ever peeped to draw the crowds, garner the accolades and pull down big ching. Check it...look at these wrists! You looking? Never seen wrists like this before, have ya? It's in the genes, man. Teddy Roosevelt once told my old man's old man that he had wrists that'd make Barnum soil the Center Ring.

You heard me.

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