Zombie Jesus?!?
A Real Exchange at a Local Cinema

Film Goer: Are you getting that movie where the dead come back to life?
Smart-Ass Theater Employee: 'The Passion of the Christ?'

It should be noted that the inquisitive potential ticket buyer was asking about the new remake of THE DAWN OF THE DEAD and that the employee of the unnamed Movie House knew this...however, I can see where this misunderstanding could happen quite a bit once TDOTD opens.

Heh Heh Heh.

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(Thanks to Matt for sharing this tale)