By the Hoary Scrote of Vlad!!!

According to this article on the Embalmed Corpse of Lenin 80 years dead ain't no thang; he looks better now then when he croaked thanks to a crack team of preservists and their tools and fluids of the trade.

Of particular interest (in a purely 'freaking hilarious' way) is the following excerpt:

Lenin's blood, bodily fluids and internal organs were removed as part of the initial embalming. His eyebrows, moustache and goatee are his original hair — no molting. And his genitals are intact.

Heh Heh Heh.

Why in the world do we need to know that Lenin's sack is still intact? It's not as if Lenin's form is on display in its glass container SANS PANTS (as far as I know)!!!

Can you imagine the conversations stirred up by this revelation?

'Harold...remember that Commie Lenin? No, No, No...the fellow Before Uncle Joe. Anyhoo, according to this article his three piece set are still swinging (which is more than I can say for you, Mister). Hmm? No, it doesn't specify if he's nekkid or in Red-Leadership-Denoting-Slacks...although I think the latter Would be the case.'


I completely understand that if you are going to preserve and display the Founder of Soviet Communism than you'd need to keep his trademark stache and chin hair intact; otherwise he'd look like any other late bald old comrade under glass...but his genitals?

Am I missing something?

Well... Lenin's nuts...er...not.

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