Lamentations of Sasquatch

C'mon...seerslee; how'd choo feel if yer were chased all over cree-a-shon havin' yer feet's prints plaster'd and stool ker-lected an' anna-muh-lized? Howsabout I follow ya's inta the can the next time ya's feelin' nature callin', fish yer waste outta the poo basin, and writes a papeh on the corn bread ya hads fer lunch?

Speakin' of plaster'd...bar-keep, anotha coupla brews ovah he-ya.

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