Un-Bibliography

The following is a list of books that I am currently not working on nor ever intend to have published:

The Missing Link: Sausage Scarcity in 16th Century Europe

Morbid O-Bless-ity: Finding Christ through Intense Gorging

Trial and Er...uhm...What?

Uttini!!!: A Day in the Life of a Tatooinian Jawa Tribe

Horshack's Scarf

SPLORCH, BBLLRRGGHH, FLAH: Modern Day Onomatopoeias

Be-Twizzlered

My Ladle, Your Gravy

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