The Lyrics to DEAR JANET JACKSON by Richard Thompson

As I promised to post in my blog entry dated 2-23-04...I sure hope he records this tune for his next studio release:


Dear Janet Jackson, you don't know me,
But I saw you on the telly,
You were wobbling like a jelly,
When you gave that song some welly.

I couldn't help but notice that
you've got a pair of beauties,
And if your other duties,
as a diva give you time,...

There's lots of hungry babes out there
that need something to chew.
A role as a wet nurse
might be just the thing for you...

If you must shove your titty in somebody's face,
shove it in a baby's,
shove it in a baby's, shove it in a baby's.
If you must shove your titty in somebody's face,
shove it in a baby's,
Tits are a tease and fun to squeeze,
but babies need them, too.

When you flashed your titty at the Super Bowl,
I hope it wasn't plastic, I hope it wasn't plastic,
Held up with elastic.
When you flashed your titty at the Super Bowl,
I hope it wasn't plastic, I've heard tell for babies, well,
that implants just won't do.

When you shoved that spike right through your nipple,
I hope you didn't burst it,
I hope you didn't burst it,
I hope you didn't burst it.
When you shoved that spike right through your nipple,
I hope you didn't burst it,
'Cos havin' it leaking all down the sides,
when you're feeding kids
it just won't do.

That's what they're there for.
That's what they're there for.
Who are we to ask the why or wherefor?
That's what they're there for.
That's what they're there for.
Now tits are a tease and fun to squeeze,
but babies need them, too.

When you're sick of all that dancin' around,
You'll make a lovely mother.
Kids are such a pleasure.
Just ask your brother.
When you're sick of all that dancin' around,
I hope you have a dozen,
But sleepovers at Neverland
are strictly taboo.

If you must shove your titty in somebody's face,
shove it in a baby's, Shove it in a baby's, Shove it in a baby's,
If you must shove your titty in someody's face,
shove it in a baby's,
'Cos tits are a tease and fun to squeeze,
but babies need them, too.

That's what they're there for.
That's what they're there for.
Who are we to ask the why or wherefor?
That's what they're there for.
That's what they're there for.
Oh, tits are a tease and fun to squeeze,
but babies need them, too.


For more on Richard...give his Official Site a visit.
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