Thursday, December 11, 2003

Girl-y Boy

Number of Times I've been called Ma'am Today?

One.

Number of Times I've been called Ma'am since 1981-2 (Onset of Puberty)?

Zero.

Do I sway my hips in such a fashion that might encourage someone to believe me of the female persuasion or some other misidentified trait/behavior/slacks selection?

It certainly cannot be due to my thick facial hair...can it?

Perhaps the mistaken person was raised by Carnies and in close proximity to the Bearded Lady's Trailer?

T
(confused...but not Gender-Confused, as far as I know)

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