New Entries to my 1+ Year-Old Nephew's Vernacular

Neigh-Neigh: Any member of the equine family; from burro to Clydesdale.

Baythball: Any ball or sport utilizing a ball. Also includes squashes (the vegetable) employed in similar fashions.

Dork Knob: Door Knob. This particular term was the fault of this writer in a lame attempt to taint his burgeoning vocabulary; a tainting that his future teachers are sure to correct (as is their duty, eh?).

Dood: Male Homo Sapiens.

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