(Insert Deep Purple's SMOKE ON THE WATER opening riff Here)

Do you have:

A self-proclaimed 'keen' ear for riffage?

An unsated need to pay homage to, say, Ted Nugent?

Excitable digits and flailing upper extremities that would (finally) make Yngwie Malmsteen hang up his axe and, by proxy, his ill-fitting leather trousers?

Low-grade Mime skills?

No shame/pride?

The inability to actually play the guitar?

If you've answered YES to all of the above I know exactly how you should be putting these qualities to good use:

The US AIR GUITAR CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

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(Air Amps and picks not included)