Pondering the Pate of Little Steven Van Zandt

Throughout his professional career, either as a musician or an actor, I have often wondered what lurks beneath Miami Steve's head scarves/bandanas and/or horrible Silvio rug (a la his Sopranos role).

A lush expanse of flowing tresses that he's deemed of such a grand nature that the public should never espy them?

Maybe a white-man's fro akin to Lindsey Buckingham's enormous head-hedge in the 70s?

Or

A knotted and lumpy hairless scalp as a result, perhaps, from a phrenological exam gone horribly awry?

Do you hide your head because of an offhand and unintentionally hurtful comment from Clarence Clemens? Nils Lofgren? Your father?

It couldn't be a second face, could it? The face of a twin sibling that you overzealously 'absorbed' during your shared womb-time? One that you could duet with? Imagine the press!

"A new release from Little Steven Van Zandt and even Littler Steven Van Back-Face: ONE HEAD, TWO VOICES."

So, y'see how your gypsy-esque wraps and Mafioso toup tease us...er...me...so; reveal the truth beneath!

T
(really hoping for the second face)