Thursday, June 03, 2004

Soundtrack to the Apocalypse Revealed

And it was so that the once mighty Tracy Marrow deemed it necessary to one-up the sheer madness of his previous recording career and/or sweep the legs out of whatever credibility he has remaining by bringing forth unto the world that which he christened Hassle the Hoff.

It was loathsome and, by its very existence, made the original Four Horsemen appear
like unto a quartet of pantywaists astride animated weiner-steeds in its utter vileness.

The Earth shuddered to a Hip-Hop beat and collapsed beneath the lyrical avalanchian flow of the former Michael Knight.

And so it goes.



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