Twofer Thursday
Actual Work-Related Conversation from a few Moments Ago

Me: The prospective student you scheduled an appointment with me for 5:15 didn't show.
Co-worker: That's weird; I just talked to her the other day and it sounded like she was going to make it for sure.
Me: Well, maybe she stopped off at a Dairy Queen on her way in and had an errant Dilly Bar accident.
Co-worker: I don't think that's really likely.
Me: Okay...maybe she poked herself in the eye with a Push-Up tube.
(Co-worker walks away shaking her head)
Me: Stranger things have happened! I ever tell you about my incident with a Mister Misty?

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