Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Norwegian 101

FJORGY
Definition: A riotous gathering of bacchanalistic behavior usually enabled by vast quantities of Aquavit whilst submerged in a body of water (preferably a sea inlet tucked between steep cliffs...but Norwegians and their acquaintances aren't that particular, so even a moistened gutter or upturned kiddie pool will do). Not to be mistaken for FJORGE, a derogative term for those of Spanish and Norwegian descent or NOR-WHORE, a possible participant in a Fjorgy if you find yourself with an adequate number of Kroners, naturally, and don't mind paying for a round of sinful business.


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