Embracing Change

was the title of the mandatory-attendence-required seminar I went to this morning. Being a team player I amused myself with coming up with a list of different ways one could have titled the meeting other than EMBRACING CHANGE. Here's what I have so far:

Clasping Adaption
Clinching Metamorphosis
Grasping Modifications
Embosoming Transmogrifications
Grappling Transformations
Throttling Alterations
Bearhugging Mutations

How's that for a CHANGE, buddy?

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