Rejected THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST product tie-ins

Christ's Sake

Not a fan of typical Western Alcoholic Beverages AND believe in the All-MIghty? You'll think it's a Modern Day Miracle when you Chug your first glass/mug/goblet/bowl/bucket of this special Christian-Friendly fermented Rice beverage!

Atonement in a bottle! Time to get deisui!

Each bottle comes with a tiny Jesus Christ swizzlestick with Peek-A-Boo hands.

Also available: Vials of Saint Peter's Saltpeter...an Apostle-licious blend of potassium nitrate guaranteed to keep your Ardorous Inner Demons suppressed or your money back.

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