Sunday, October 26, 2003

Not my Eulogy

He was a good man and will long be remembered and missed by his family and friends.

(murmurs of agreement from the pews)

And--if I may be candid for a moment-- that sonuvagun had the biggest Jody Watley CD collection I have ever seen.

(louder murmurs supporting said statement)

I mean...Jesus Christ (pardon the blasphemy) but WHO KNEW she had THAT many recordings?!? knew he was that big a fan? Where'd he find time to listen to them all? Were they strictly for show?

(more murmurs of a questioning nature)

I guess we'll never know.

Er...ICALLDIBSONTHEBESTOF...God rest his soul.


(assorted AMENS from the pews)


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