Excerpt from my screenplay 'Georgia or Georgia?'

Who wants to kiss the Last American Cosmonaut?

Isn't that a contradiction? Cosmonauts are the Russian equivalent of Astronauts, y'know?

Tsk...Tsk...why nit-pick over terms? Yuri here just wants some play, ya racist.

Erm...does he always go around in that...uhm...Spacesuit?

Yes. He's horribly deformed underneath, what with the hunch and all...the duds make him look cool, interstellar and-- you must admit-- oh-so-kissable.

(Kaff) Well, ya got me on that one.

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