Friday, October 17, 2003

Beverage Warning
Learn from my Mistakes

The next time you are at your favorite watering hole and the barkeep asks you if you want to try a Hobo Bodyshot you may first want to question why it is he/she is putting on a rain poncho, fetching a turkey baster and a jug of Listerine and asking you to meet him/her out behind the bar in a few minutes. As it turns out this is not a mixed drink at all, tastes terrible and the shot-process will roust and anger-up even the most unconscious and inebriated vagrant.*


*As shown by the 'murder of bums' utilized by this exercise in 'wino-tasting.'


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