Thursday, October 23, 2003

High School Chemistry Fails to Stick for Some

I work at a college and--seeing that I am a charitable individual and like to share my knowledge with the uninformed-- I give you the following chestnut of wisdom that will help clarify at least One Student's recent inquiry:

Cranium is not on the Periodic Table of the Elements...it is on the top of your neck just north of your slavering maw.*

This public service announcement provided to you by TIP.

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*Mouth...not some sort of facial matriarch (whatever the hell that would mean). OH...and slavering does not mean toiling.

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