How One Slip of the Pen on an order I put in with Linen-N-Things Ruined my Future Post-Bathing Experiences

All I wanted was a dozen or so Monogrammed Towels for my bathroom, y'see...but I fucked up and accidentally wrote MONGORAMMED on the order form.

You don't want to see/ever use those towels. Jesus Christ, they're still moist and I've had 'em for a week now. Mongo-Rammed indeed.

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