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A lost homemade Captain America-style shield constructed of cardboard, Crayolas, and the blood, sweat, and tears of a trundling middle-aged fanboy lodged in your rain gutters strongly indicates that an imagined epic battle took place near your home between a fellow with delusions of being the Star-Spangled Avenger and your roof (which said 'hero' mistook for the French Villain, Batroc the Leaper). What this means for your future is the possibility of your being enlisted as Cap's sidekick, Bucky (complete with costume and mask and unsolicited rabid pawing/caressing/groping), OR that you'll be moving to a new home.
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A lost homemade Captain America-style shield constructed of cardboard, Crayolas, and the blood, sweat, and tears of a trundling middle-aged fanboy lodged in your rain gutters strongly indicates that an imagined epic battle took place near your home between a fellow with delusions of being the Star-Spangled Avenger and your roof (which said 'hero' mistook for the French Villain, Batroc the Leaper). What this means for your future is the possibility of your being enlisted as Cap's sidekick, Bucky (complete with costume and mask and unsolicited rabid pawing/caressing/groping), OR that you'll be moving to a new home.
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