An Excerpt from MODERN DAY OMENS

Oracle-y inclined car mechanic leaves ham sandwich (rye bread) in your glove box is often a good (bad, really) sign that you will, in short order, be consumed by swine (see Thomas Harris' HANNIBAL for details) or a person in a pig costume. Avoid Porcine Establishments and Costume parties at all costs...especially if the latter is held at the former.

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