Recent Awards filling my Trophy Case

4th Place Plaque in the Pierce the Clown Javellin Competition

Last Place Token Certificate for my rendition of KARL'S BLESSED BLEAT in the North American Sheepherder 'Shep-Heard Round the World' Baa-Off


Recent Addition to my Criminal File

Took the rap for an acquaintance that had 'accidentally' disrobed and, subsequently, 'befouled' a bushel of sweet corn at the Farmer's Market; forever leaving my with the alias 'Cob Slob' on the Police Blotter.

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