The Numbers for April 18th, 2004


9 AM Masonic Temple Pancake Breakfast for Charity
2 flapjacks
4 sausages
3 inquiries if bacon is available to a young lad running about the Lodge
5 cups of coffee
11 AM arrival back home
3 episodes from the first season of Mr. Show viewed
1 friend, well-versed in gadgetry, fetched for assisting in a large electronic purchase
85 Degrees outside at 4 PM
1 new Television Set
3 cajun sausages with rice and beans for dinner (for a total of 7 sausages in a 10 hour period)
X number of tornado watch/warnings broadcast between 6 and 8PM
1 missed episode of The Sopranos due to severe weather rendering friend's Direct TV useless
5 seperate puddles of English Bulldog puke to welcome us home
3 rags
1 Bottle of Rug Cleaner
7 gags as wife unit forces back her own inclination to vomit due to aroma of English Bulldog's stomach contents strewn about the living room
12 Midnight and I'm still up...

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