Things Learned Yesterday
-It is possible for one woman to eat five pieces of fudge in one sitting AND be proud of said gorging; as evidenced by her declaring said feat loudly enough for me to hear from 50 yards away. It should also be noted that even from that distance I had no doubts that she knew her way around a fudge tray and could be considered a Black Belt in the Masticate-l Arts.
-Very few bar patrons frown upon a fellow chewin' baccy* and spitting the excess brackish saliva into an at-hand plastic cup. Even I was more amused at this activity than disgusted AND found myself mildly tempted to ask the gentleman for a pinch (of baccy...ya pervs) of his Kodiak, Redman, Skoal, Pierre's Wad or whatever brand he was enjoying.
T
*The phrase 'Chewin' baccy' above made me pause to consider George Lucas' choice and intent in naming the Wookie co-pilot of Han Solo 'Chewbacca;' was this his way to subliminally encourage the viewers of his STAR WARS films to partake in a dip of tobacco?
-It is possible for one woman to eat five pieces of fudge in one sitting AND be proud of said gorging; as evidenced by her declaring said feat loudly enough for me to hear from 50 yards away. It should also be noted that even from that distance I had no doubts that she knew her way around a fudge tray and could be considered a Black Belt in the Masticate-l Arts.
-Very few bar patrons frown upon a fellow chewin' baccy* and spitting the excess brackish saliva into an at-hand plastic cup. Even I was more amused at this activity than disgusted AND found myself mildly tempted to ask the gentleman for a pinch (of baccy...ya pervs) of his Kodiak, Redman, Skoal, Pierre's Wad or whatever brand he was enjoying.
T
*The phrase 'Chewin' baccy' above made me pause to consider George Lucas' choice and intent in naming the Wookie co-pilot of Han Solo 'Chewbacca;' was this his way to subliminally encourage the viewers of his STAR WARS films to partake in a dip of tobacco?
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