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Someone lost their 'grocery list' out behind my place of employment and I fear they may go hungry if they are not notified of its going astray.
Of course, I use the term 'grocery list' loosely as the scrap of paper wasn't much of a LIST at all; containing, as it did, only one item (possibly two):
Cream of Mushroom Rice
Is this a reminder to get one can of this particular soup OR to get both soup AND rice?
P'raps it is not a list at all...it could be some form of Incantation favored (heh...or Flavored) by a Culinary Wizard/Witch/Warlord? Remember that Muppet Magician from Sesame Street with his sorcerous phrase 'A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!!!'? Like that guy...only less puppet-y...and the cape is optional...unless you find that sort of fashion accessory Tres Magnifique or whatever...and I won't even bring up the Top Hat...
All pondering aside...you can fetch your damn pathetic 'List' off my desk if you feel so inclined.
T
(Cream of Mushroom Rice...POOF!!!)
Someone lost their 'grocery list' out behind my place of employment and I fear they may go hungry if they are not notified of its going astray.
Of course, I use the term 'grocery list' loosely as the scrap of paper wasn't much of a LIST at all; containing, as it did, only one item (possibly two):
Cream of Mushroom Rice
Is this a reminder to get one can of this particular soup OR to get both soup AND rice?
P'raps it is not a list at all...it could be some form of Incantation favored (heh...or Flavored) by a Culinary Wizard/Witch/Warlord? Remember that Muppet Magician from Sesame Street with his sorcerous phrase 'A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!!!'? Like that guy...only less puppet-y...and the cape is optional...unless you find that sort of fashion accessory Tres Magnifique or whatever...and I won't even bring up the Top Hat...
All pondering aside...you can fetch your damn pathetic 'List' off my desk if you feel so inclined.
T
(Cream of Mushroom Rice...POOF!!!)
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