Tiptone Presents Goes Anagram-istic

Anagram: A word or phrase made from another by rearranging its letters.

It crossed my mind that I might better understand myself AND the title of this Blog if I anagrammatized it.

Here's some of the many results with explanations/notes following each:

Potter Ineptness
Two-fold truth to this one; I am neither skilled in the pottery arts nor have ever read the adventures of JK Rowling's bespectacled boy-wizard.

Rotten Penis Pest
This phrase either hints at that I'm prone to hassling Mister John Lydon with my ding-dong OR that I've had the pleasure of visiting a clinic to have some STD expunged from my nethers. Neither are anywhere near the truth so I disregard it as way-off-base.

Nepotist Serpent
I'm of the belief that snakes of any kind are not in the practice of hiring relations for openings in their businesses or political parties. I could be wrong about this as I have never been a student of herpetology nor worked for slithering, limbless hissers.

Inept Porn Testes
I could never take the place of the Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy, in adult film fandom; thus, I concede that this anagram strikes close to the...er...bone.

Tip's Preteen: Tons
I was, indeed, a heavy and huskified lad in my teenage years; another point for the Anagrams.

Presentient Pots
Cooking Ware does not possess, as far as I am aware, consciousness; so, this is correct but seemingly implies that said pots will one day become sentient. I have no idea what all of this means in regards to myself or this Blog but I sure hope that if this does occur that I can still utilize Steve Skillet in the cooking of my bacon.


Well...amusing but hardly informative.

C'est la vie (or Tesla Vice which apparently reveals my degraded fixation on the metal band named after the famed electrical inventor...or the inventor himself?!?)

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