My Brother-in-Law's Babysitting Story

Many years ago, my bro-n-law, Jon, had the opportunity (kaff) of babysitting the child of Christian Scientist parents. At some point during Jon's 'wardenship' the child cut his/her/its self. Unable to locate any bandaids in their home Jon called the parents. They replied:

"We don't believe in them. Make sure the cut is clean, tell the child 'Jesus Loves you' and that should take care of it."

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