50 Cent Electronic Dog rescued from School Rummage Sale
A mechanical canine by the handle of (heh) Poo Chi (by Tiger Toys dated 1999) was liberated from a fund-raising rummage sale by an employee of the very school putting it on. When asked by various students and co-workers as to why this item was purchased, said new 'owner' replied:
"It's a robotic DOG!!! It makes noises!!! Look at it! It shits washers, nuts, bolts and molded plastic doo and marks it's territory with battery acid! This is the steal of the year!!! Idn't that right, boy?"
The ensuing cackling (accompanied by electronic 'dog' yipping) were heard from several classrooms away.
No injuries were reported other than a 'marked' desktop and three various bruises caused by overjoyous 'droid rutting.
T
A mechanical canine by the handle of (heh) Poo Chi (by Tiger Toys dated 1999) was liberated from a fund-raising rummage sale by an employee of the very school putting it on. When asked by various students and co-workers as to why this item was purchased, said new 'owner' replied:
"It's a robotic DOG!!! It makes noises!!! Look at it! It shits washers, nuts, bolts and molded plastic doo and marks it's territory with battery acid! This is the steal of the year!!! Idn't that right, boy?"
The ensuing cackling (accompanied by electronic 'dog' yipping) were heard from several classrooms away.
No injuries were reported other than a 'marked' desktop and three various bruises caused by overjoyous 'droid rutting.
T
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