Soul Patch as Homage to Frank Zappa

Realizing that I could never handle(bar) the Mustachio and Soul Patch Pair that Zappa so Proudly sported throughout most of his life I decided that I might be able to get away with just the latter of the two (as a fitting facial memorial to the man and his musique).

Little did I know that I would spend an exorbitant amount of time responding to one question again and again (now that it has grown in nicely):

No.
My Inner-Sasquatch is *not* trying to get out through my Face, THANK YOU very much!

Harumph.
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