Time Killer Suggestions #1

Attend a meat raffle
("...the fuck am I doing with all this ham?!?")

sell pencils at bus stops
("Whatchoo mean you ain't got no need fah pencils? You one of them Fancy Boys on the com-POOT-tear?")

apply for public assistance
("Seer-less-lee...I ain't had me no jab since double-aught six!!!")

call up your parents and tell them what you *really* think
(" When you bought me all them 'Black Hole' action figures for X-mas that one year...that was the best-est X-mas ever-er-er!"

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