At the end of the week I celebrate the wholly unexpected fifth year of my marriage.
Whoa, indeed.

Aside #1: There are several folk out there that will lose some minor ching when the day dawns. Please keep the exchange in small bills or Paypal, if you have an account with them.

I recently suggested to the boss that she should come with something to do to mark the event...anything she'd want to do.

Aside #2: Other than the obligatory 'marital clinch' that is.

Sarah got back to me the other day, stating that we should do something, " Silly...like we used to when we were dating."

Aside #3: It would seem that I have become less 'silly' over the years...that or all my material is stale when you've had to share an abode for half a decade. Probably *that* has something to do with it.

I mulled over this statement for a few moments and the following are the first few things that popped out of my maw (seriously). You'll see momentarily that they *all* seem very unlikely to be partaken of.

1. Price sod ("Hunh?!? That's really rolled up Grass? Like Carpeting? Get the fuck outta here!")
2. Go knock over a few of the neighbors' birdbaths and/or steal grills.
3. Go to a batting cage...hit a few out of the park.
4. Order a huge sandwich at a local deli and hand it off to the lankiest person within spitting distance.
5. Give money to a bum in exchange for his/her placard (i.e. Will work for food, Will wrestle for Grin, Will Ogle your bits for Free, et cetera)

Like that.

Yeah...dinner and a show it is (probably X2...a little Geek-Out to keep it...er...*real*)

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