Popsicle Rant:

Back in *my* day a lad could regularly score a Double-Sticked Popsicle from the nomadic Ice Cream Man...but not now.
OH NO...in this Age its all about One Stick which, naturally, discourages Sharing.

THAT is what's wrong with kids today--why they're so self-involved and ungenerous...and the Frozen Treat Industry is to blame, golldernnit!

T
(trying on my Old Man Guise for a trial-run)