I went to School with a kid named _______ Part Two

I went to school with a kid named Cosmo "Consume" Meticulous. He was the kind of kid that would--without hesitation--eat Milk Duds off the apse floor of his church with the excuse that the "Manna excretions" of the Holy Trinity's collective gastrointestinal systems rocketed him to the front of the Going to Heaven line.

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